Up and down, up and down - no it isn't - god, I wish...
Unlike other new mother's sites, this will not be one long whinge. Hell no, I prefer to act as my now jaded metabolism dictates - manically. One minute up and vibey, the next slumped face down on a pillow drooling slightly.
a) If the new anti-terrorism laws come in, will I be jailed for sedition for having angry, hateful thoughts about the pitiful state of childcare in this country ?
b) Would I maybe be grateful for having an extended period in jail so I could catch up on sleep ?
c) If Sleep is the new awake* - how does Ben Lee understand being a new parent so well ? Could he be the new pin-up for mothers everywhere ? And would we be fully conscious enough to remember who he was for more than 30 seconds ?
These and other questions to be examined further, at some point, when I can be bothered, maybe, if I can remember...
Signing off and hitting the sack - mummified
* Ben Lee's new album