Mummified has been selected as a finalist in Poetry Idol.
Fortunately, Simon Cowan - the scary bloke from American Idol - will not be judging.
The event is part of the Melbourne Writer's Festival and Mummified will be performing in front of a large number of people in a big theatre.
It can't be that hard. If you've been through childbirth, nothing else is scary.
All I have to do this week is write the most amazing poem possible, learn it by heart and find a way to perform it without sending the audience to sleep.
Wish me luck and I promise, I will start writing mummified more regularly when September is over.